If Microsoft Built Cars [Infographic]

Imagine a world where Microsoft built cars. What would people who used these products have to suffer with? An unknown writer nails it in this classic.

If Microsoft Built Cars Infographic

Emory Rowland

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  1. Emory Rowland

    Having some fun satiring Microsoft’s Where do You Want to Go Today slogan. Rebuts the once popular Microsoft slogan.

    Where did you want to have gone today?
    Where do you want to go? – Mandrake Linux™
    Where do you want Bill Gates to go?
    What do you want gone today?
    Where do you want to go tomorrow? – mrscripts.co.uk
    What kind of error message do you want today? – Dawn Fontaine

  2. Paul

    Microsoft: Where do you want to go today?
    Linux: Where do you want to go tomorrow?
    BSD: Are you guys coming or what?

  3. Chris Romans

    I don’t like the idea of Microsoft building cars. It is apparent that they have some fundamental flaws when it comes to building an operating system, video game console, or other piece of technology. Reading this infographic pains me to think what automobiles by Microsoft (TM) would be like. It’s almost like we would get into the car and enter into some cyber optic world reminiscient of Tron, except there will be a long loading screen and the car will crash pretty quickly after purchasing. Hell, you wouldn’t even have control of the car. It would drive itself, sometimes off a cliff.

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